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< Title: Now SAGA is Locked in Full-on Battle ヽ(`Д´)ノ >
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Soldier (background)
Gunner
Blacksmith}
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You have no magic.}
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Magic List
"Believe In Tomorrow"
Effect
Nothing will happen if you simply believe. Unless you actually do something, reality won't change.}
So there's this teacher called Maria who doesn't eat anything but potato chips.
It can't be very healthy if she doesn't eat anything good for her.
It's not like we're eating anything good either.
Did you say something?
You belong to the ever-noble children of the night.
Catastrophe shall befall you if you continue your association with the minions of the church.
I have awoken from my eternal slumber with your revival.
You're up early, Kobato.
Your offering this morning appears quite a feast.
It's not all breakfast.
Some of it's for lunch.
Really?!
Why all of a sudden?
Has my kindred finally awakened to my greatness and decided to pay the proper honors?
Didn't I tell you yesterday?
There's this kid called Maria who never eats anything healthy,
so I thought I'd make her lunch.
Don't worry, I made some for you, too.
Your offerings to me comes second to this Maria person?
What'd you say?
Nothing!
Hey, where are you going?
Breakfast is just about ready!
Kobato!
An-chan, you idiot...
WANAWANA グッと Good 弾けてる
wanawana gutto Good hajiketeru
I'm burning, ready, just about to explode
案外なんだい ハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
人見知りしてる暇に
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni
While we're still completely shy
はじめよう！
hajimeyou!
Let's start!
友達作っちゃって遊んじゃって い Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
M A Z U I P R E S E N T S
クールに見えて 実は超寂しい
ku-ru ni miete jitsu ha chou sabishii
I look calm and composed, but I'm really feeling lonely
妄想ならバイバイバイ
mo-so- nara bai bai bai
In my delusions it's bye, bye, bye
親友なら いないいないいないいない
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
何の不自由なく だけど足りない
nan no fujiyuu mo naku dakedo tarinai
I don't have problems, but then I don't have enough
リア充から遠い遠い遠い？
riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
Popularity far away, away, away?
親友なら いないいないないない
shinyuu nara inai inai nai nai
No good friends, sigh, sigh, sigh
残念同士で 集まったら
zannen doushi de atsumattara
But when unfortunates come together
Ah-予想が出来ない
Ah- yosou ga dekinai
Ah, stuff that you just can't predict
展開の 地雷を踏んだ！
tenkai no jirai wo funda!
Just exploding like a landmine!
SOWASOWA 絶対絶対覗きたい
sowasowa zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
後悔100回したくないって
koukai 100kai shitakunai tte
I'm telling you I don't want to regret
つまんない プライドなんて
tsumannai puraido nante
Take your cheap pride and
捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
sutekicchatte furikicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
残念観念してみたら
zannen kannen shitemitara
If you look at it from the unfortunate
案外なんだいハマってんじゃん
angai nandai hamatten jan
Weird, I think I'm really into this
ぶつかって ドギマギあって
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Fighting with each other, getting nervous with each other
みつけよう！
mitsukeyou!
Let's find them!
友達 作っちゃって遊んじゃって Yeh！
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!
Make friends, and play, yay!
絶対絶対覗きたい
zettai zettai nozokitai
Man, man, I totally want to peek
You! 捨てきっちゃって 振りきっちゃって
You! sutekicchatte furi kicchatte
Cut it off, throw it away
Yes! どーだいどーだいそこんとこ
Yes! do-dai do-dai sokontoko
How's that? How's that? You get one word!
「Now SAGA is Locked in Full-on Battle ヽ(`Д´)ノ」
Why are you here so early?
Again? It's not good for you to eat so many potato chips.
It's fine!
The sisters' food is bad and tastes like poop.
Look!
When did you...
Yozora gives me one whenever I do something for her!
What are you, a pet?
What a hopeless case...
Here.
Did you make this, Kodaka?
And you're giving it to me?
What do you want?
Status? Power?
I'm not after anything, you know.
Just make sure you give the box back to me later.
I'll make you lunch tomorrow, too.
Why are you so nice to me?
Are you secretly a disciple of God?
You remind me of my little sister when she was younger.
I can't help it.
You have a little sister?
I always thought you acted like an older brother.
Well, yeah.
I'm going to go back to class now.
Don't just eat potato chips all day.
Okay, Onii-chan!
"Onii-chan"?
There's a rumor that Kodaka has been eating lunch early.
My apologies, Aniki.
Have my meals been lacking for you?
No, no...
Thanks.
Onii-chan!
You know, your lunch was really good!
Compared to that, Yozora's chips are poop!
Poop Yozora who won't give me anything but poop is stupid! Stupid!
What?!
I'm sorry! Your chips are good too!
Making a little girl call you "Onii-chan"?
Kodaka-senpai, are you into little sisters?
She started that on her own.
Kodaka is really an Onii-chan so I'm calling him Onii-chan, too!
If only I could live in a game world...
Not like that!
I was just kidding!
I mean, I just wanted to try saying it!
Sena-senpai, I can't put you into a game world, but I do have a game that does something similar.
Really?
Why do you have something like that?
I was helping with development and received a beta version.
Want to try it?
Yes! Right now!
So I just put this on?
That's right.
It's the latest head-mounted display from the Largehard Corporation that might be on sale one day.
And this is an exclusive game they plan to release at the same time.
Full-3D hit RPG Romancing Saga XIV's beta version.
Why Saga?
Because the company is in the Saga Prefecture.
That's the only reason?!
It's all black! I can't see anything!
I'm loading the game right now. Wait one second.
Saga, the final frontier.
Why?!
The governor of Saga, in an effort to bring about the apocalypse,
summoned a demon king from another world,
intending to destroy the world with its power.
Saga Prefecture ~Valhalla Castle~
The opening is long. Let's skip it.
Wait! I want to know more about Valhalla Castle in Saga Prefecture!
Moving on, we'll start by making our characters.
Right now, you can only choose your job.
Pick whatever you want.
Valhalla Castle...
Thief
Knight
Samurai
Let's see...
Samurai
Wizard
Guess I'll go with this.
Kodaka-senpai!
Wow, that's quite an outfit.
I picked Gunner, so I look like this.
You have quite an outfit yourself, Senpai.
Really?
If you choose "Equipment" from the menu, you can see what you look like.
What the heck is this?!
I selected "Wizard"!
There's a legend on the Internet that if you stay a virgin until you're 30, you become a wizard.
You look like someone who has cleared such obstacles and received the title.
I don't want to be that kind of wizard!
No magic available
And I don't even have any magic I can use!
"Wizard" is just a title, after all.
Then it's not a proper job!
What's with your outfit?
You're not really one to talk, Sena...
Wait a second...
What's this?! I picked "Blacksmith"!
You do actually sort of look like a blacksmith.
No, I don't!
A blacksmith wears more refined clothes,
summons swords with magic, and gracefully defeats his enemies!
What kind of world has a blacksmith like that?
Man, this sucks...
This role doesn't suit me at all!
Stop complaining, Meat.
What's that?!
I chose "Rose Girl"...
That looks like something the developers just threw together for kicks.
But your attack and magic defense are pretty high.
Well, I guess as long as I'm strong...
Do you like that outfit, Yozora?
Whatever.
Aniki, what do you think of mine?
Well, uh... you look strong?
Yukimura-san picked "Samurai"?
Wait, hold on.
Sena, Yozora, and Yukimura are close range, and Rika is long range, so what am I?
You're useless.
I'm useless?
Then we don't have a healer...
I'm here!
Maria?
Maria-san picked "Sister"?
A back-row healer.
Where have I seen that outfit before...
A disciple of God is always a disciple of God!
Looks like we're ready. Shall we go?
We're here, everyone.
That's Valhalla Castle, where the demon king is.
The offline mode where you defeat him is a tutorial.
The demon king gets defeated in the tutorial?
It's just Saga Prefecture's demon king, after all.
Looks like we have monsters.
These aliens look really gross...
They look like poop!
Warasubo?
Aren't those warasubo?
What are warasubo?
They're an eel-like fish from the Ariake Sea around Kyushu.
I ate them when I lived in Kyushu.
You ate those?
As expected of Aniki.
These are the weakest enemies, Warasubo Soldiers.
They used them as a model because they look like aliens.
Because of how they look...
Whatever, let's smash them up!
Wait!!
Don't you think it's cruel to treat them as monsters just because of how they look?
It's not like they look that way because they want to!
Please, let them go!
You're so kind, Kodaka-senpai...
You saw your own circumstances reflected in them?
Onii-chan's a good person!
Well, I guess that's just like you.
Everyone...
Take this!
Warasubo!
Why?!
Why are you killing them?!
Because they're gross?
I understand how you feel, but we can't move on unless we beat them!
We won't let their deaths go to waste.
They will live on as EXP points within us!
Begone, demons!
I grant you a warrior's mercy.
Why weren't they attacking us?
Their coding isn't complete, so they don't have attack patterns built in yet.
This is too cruel...
Warasubo may look scary...
but despite that, they taste really good!
It looks like we leveled up.
We've gotten new skills.
I can use magic now!
I wonder if I did too, even though I didn't fight...
Yes, since this is a party.
"Believe in Tomorrow"
I got a new skill!
What's this?
"Nothing will happen if you simply believe."
"Unless you actually do something, reality won't change."
Lame.
And so we continued to beat down warasubo monsters,
and finally found ourselves at Valhalla Castle.
This place is huge...
The Demon King's a warasubo too?
Looks like they recycled that model a lot.
What's with this guy, attacking us right off the bat?
It looks like his pre-fight speech hasn't been programmed in yet!
He's tough!
Sena! Are you okay?
It doesn't hurt, but I lost half my HP.
Oh right, we have a healer just for this!
Maria!
Maria?
What's wrong? Maria?
Hold on a minute, Senpai.
Maria-san is sleeping on the sofa...
Huh?
What a useless kid.
Geez...
But I guess that makes the fight all the more interesting!
Meat, if I use my Rose Guard, I can negate one piercing attack from him.
Go take him face on!
Got it.
Exploding Hammer!
Now! Yozora!
Wow, the textures on the walls are quite realistic.
Yozora?!
Sena!
Yozora?
I only said that I could negate one hit.
I didn't say anything about actually using the skill.
You told her to take him on!
Right, I meant that she should go die.
What the hell!
What do you think you're doing, you stupid little...
Wait!
Rose Guard!
Good job, Yozora!
I can't use it too many times though!
Yukimura! Rika!
Attack him from the other side while I hold him off!
Got it!
Understood.
Rose—
Yozora?
What?
Hey! Are you okay?
Damn Meat!
Stuuupid!
That'll teach you to screw around with me!
Don't tell me...
She was messing with Yozora outside the game...
It is an honor to die in battle.
This game is unbalanced.
Yukimura! Rika!
I guess this is over...
An-chan!
Maria?
You woke up?
Are you okay?
I'm fine...
Use your magic and—
How dare you!
To inflict harm upon my kindred, what foolishness!
Now you shall face the anger of a true ancestor!
Uh... revive us?
I am—
Wait, don't tell me...
Maria?
K-Kobato?
She said she'd save you...
My kindred, I grew curious of the reason for your late returns home.
To think that you were playing like an innocent child...
Who's this? She looks exactly like Iris!
Someone you know?
She's my little sister.
Her name's Hasegawa Kobato.
There's no way your sister could be this cute!
It's true!
So wait Kobato, what are you doing here?
Your service to me has been lacking of late,
ever since you began this frolicking with worthless humans.
Thus I have come to observe.
So basically, you don't like how Kodaka-senpai is prioritizing club over you,
so you came to see what the fuss was about?
That's not it!
No way! Brocon?!
Oh man, she's exactly like Rikka-chan in "Mofu? Mofu!"
Stop associating everything to your games. It's gross.
I guess I have been back pretty late recently...
How about I cook tonkotsu ramen on Sundays for you then?
Tonkotsu ramen? Every week?!
With lots of garlic?
Yep, of course.
Yay!
I have more time to cook on the weekend, so I can make something fancier.
And lunches as well.
Lunch...
Onii-chan!
Did you beat the demon king?
I'm glad you're safe!
Maria, are you still half-asleep?
Asleep?
Oh, the game's over?
Sorry Onii-chan!
I was going to protect you.
Stupid!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!!
What do you mean "stupid"?
I takes one to know one!
Shut up, stupid!
What is with you??
She's Kobato. My little sister.
This is your sister, Onii-chan?
There you go with that "Onii-chan" again!
I...
I am no sister!
Huh? She's not your sister?
She is.
He says you are.
I am one born of the night who has walked this earth ten thousand years.
Long have I fought with you dogs of the church.
Humans do but whisper our name in fear, the name of the nosferatu, "vampire"!
Vampire?
I've heard of that! Those scary things!
What's a vampire doing here?
In order to ensure my kindred is poisoned no more by you minions of the church!
And to join in your frolic or "club", as you say, piques my interest
You're still in middle school...
There technically isn't any rule preventing middle schoolers from joining...
Well, I guess it's okay if she's your sister.
Huh?
Nothing. I see no reason to object.
And she doesn't seem like she'd have any friends, either.
The darkness of the night is my sole companion.
You really don't have any friends after all...
Why are you letting a vampire join us?!
I'm against it!
How dare you try to take my kindred from me!
What?
Onii-chan is a disciple of God who made lunch for me!
You can just die!
I condemn you by the name of God!
May you crumble beneath my powers of darkness!
Behold, the power of darkness before which entire classrooms shook in fear!
Hasegawa cootie touch!
Touchback!
Barrier of the cross!
Nope! Doesn't work!
Cootie?
Touch?
Could you stop with the Hasegawa cootie touch thing...
Should we clean up?
Sure...
In the end, that turned out to be a pretty pointless game...
If you had covered me properly, we'd have beaten that boss.
We had no need for someone like you anyway.
What'd you say?!
All you did the whole time was swing around your hammer like a monkey.
Doesn't look like anything's changed for them either...
I guess we really should avoid playing games together after all.
Really?
I had a lot of fun.
That was my first time playing games with others,
but I had lots of fun!
Yozora-senpai!
That squeak you made when you got tickled was so cute!
Don't say that!
Rose...
Fire!
Damn Meat...
I'll get you back for that!
An-chan is my An-chan...
あぁ昇んない想像理想の現実逃避
aa nobonnai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, I'm in denial about how my ideals just don't happen
今更どっちだっていいけど 友達作り
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachidzukuri
I don't really care about that, for now I'll just make friends
一人寂しい奴だと蔑む 視線が気になるんだ
hitori sabishii yatsu da to sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narun da
I don't like those looks of pity thinking I'm all lonely
上面だけ集まったら それでいいと思っているうちに
uwadzura dake atsumattara sore de ii to omotteiru uchi ni
But just when I thought having fake friends would be fine
あれよ あれよ 「どこ」は常ソロで
are yo are yo doko ha jou soro de
It happens, it happens, so that's why I'm always alone
カーテンどんな奴らに
ka-ten donna yatsura ni
Those people on the other side
my best 乱されてゆく 頭くる曲に響く響く
my best midasareteyuku atama kuru kyoku ni hibiku hibiku
Keep screwing up my best, and it pounds inside my head
私の胸密かによせて 優柔不断意味で
watashi no mune hisoka ni yosete yuujuufudan imi de
You keep getting closer to me, but then you just can't decide
my heart 伝えられない
my heart tsutaerarenai
I can't tell you how I feel
残念なのは私なのか
zannen na no ha watashi na no ka
Am I really the unfortunate one here?
もやもやをかきわけずで
moya moya wo kakiwakezu de
These feelings just can't push through
置き去りにされた 乙女心
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My pure heart left standing there
あの日からぼやっている
ano hi kara boyatteiru
It's been fading in and out since that day
はやく見つけ出して迷子の心
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find it, my lost heart
Stupid vampire! Take this!
I am a true ancestor possessing power which far surpasses that of normal vampires.
Such objects have no power over me.
No fair! Take this!
I said it doesn't work! Stop that, you stupid kid!
I'm not a kid, I'm a proper adult.
I know a lot of adult things, too.
Adult things, you say?
Things like se—
Next time: The Karaoke Box has Few Customers
You get into the same bed with a guy you like and count the stains on the ceiling! That's se—
Begone, disciple of God!